10 best ways to avoid studying for finals

10. Eat.  You gotta do it to survive, so why not feast twice as much as normal to kill all that study time.

9. Clean your room.  Since it hasn't seen windex, 409, or pine-sol for the past 3 month, now is an excellent time to start scrubbing.

8. Open a facebook account.  And then open 5 more.  No time to study when you're trying to make 700 "friends."

7. Volunteer at a soup kitchen.  This makes for a great excuse once you've failed that P&A exam and you have to answer your professor's question..."why did you fail?"

6. Alphabetize your CDs.  Oh wait.  Music is digital now and alphabetizing it only requires pushing a button.  Instead organize your t-shirts...by color.

5. Call grandma.  As it usually takes her 10 minutes to remember your name anyways, this conversation will easily burn an hour off the clock.

4. Put up holiday decorations.  You could spend an entire morning untangling Christmas lights or bandaging the 2nd degree burns you received while lighting the menorah.

3. Take a walk down the wrong street in Baltimore.  Not only will you not have to study, you probably won't have to take that exam from your hospital room.

2. Start flossing.  You never knew how long it took to floss.  And now that it's either that or studying...get those gums a bleedin.

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