Dear Santa
Dear Santa:
I apologize for sending my letter so late this year. I was busy being good J I hope it reaches you in plenty of time. I sent it FedEx priority overnight!
How have things been at the North Pole? Cold? It’s been terribly cold in Memphis lately. I need you to bring a little warmth this year. Okay, here’s my list you’ve been waiting for all year long.
- School of Nursing desperately needs new chairs in lecture hall 114.
- Welch library needs electrical outlets in the study cages for laptops.
- School of Public Health is in dire need of projection screens. They have to use overhead projectors and transparency sheets in some classrooms.
- School of Medicine needs projection screens for the lecture halls. They still have chalk boards. Santa, help!
- We need another parking garage. Parking is atrocious.
- Please assign some of your elves this year the task of redecorating the hospital. It needs a little sprucing up. I think it would help the patients feel better.
*Santa, I have been such a good girl this year.
Do send Mrs. Claus, the elves and all the reindeer my love.
P.S. Remember, if you get sick, come to Hopkins. You may want your reindeer to drop you off in the loop since parking is such a nightmare.
Love,
Whitney